Sunday, April 29, 2012

Google troubled competitors advance Google's search





Google. decided to use its almost monopolistic position in the global market of Internet search to advance so far less successful project -. Google. Now the results will appear in the content directly from the social network search engine. Little affected by the innovations of those who do not use Google, but some competitors have already expressed dissatisfaction with what is happening.
' We make the Google search engine that understands not only the content but also the people and relationships - wrote in the official Google blog, a leading developer of search algorithms Amit Singhal. - This transformation began with the launch of ' Social Search ', and today we take another step in this direction, introducing three new features '. Together they are called Search plus Your World - ' Search Plus your world '.
First, the personal search results will now be included in a relevant search content - photos, statuses, video, etc. n. - Account of Google, as posted by the user and the one who shared with him. Secondly, if you enter a search query Google will now give out links to profiles of people with whom the seeker in any way associated or which may interest him. Third, persons found, as well as interested in this page online communities or brands will be available in a couple of clicks to add to your account Google Plus.
It would seem that innovation concerns itself only Google and its users, but giving priority to content from Google function caused dissatisfaction among the microblogging service Twitter. They believe that the record Twitter users are often the most suitable results for the search, especially when it comes to events just happened, and they should be issued first in Google search. ' We fear that as a result of changes made ​​by Google to find this information would be much harder for all ' - the company said in a press release.
In the first version of the ' social ' Google search even featured tweets, sent only a few seconds ago. This was possible because there was an agreement between the companies on access Google's so-called Firehose - a complete and updated in real-time database Twitter. Duration of the agreement expired in early July - almost immediately after starting the social network Google - and more it is not renewed. As they say at Google, Twitter refused to renew it.
Unlike Twitter, on Facebook so far not responded to Google's decision to advance in their search for their own social product to the detriment of competitors. Observers note that this policy may result in the world's largest search engine for another antitrust suit. After all, in fact, it differs little from his time in the costing Microsoft billions and nearly led to the forced separation of the decision to supply your own Internet Explorer browser with Windows.

Source:. vesti. ru.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Diary of a traveler - Buenos Aires



So why exactly Buenos?.

For me, visiting this town was an old dream, which arose due to familiarity with the works of Julio Cortazar. In the books of Buenos Aires and the interior was so alive, primarily due to texture of its inhabitants that there was a sense of a spiritual kinship with the capital of Argentina.

It is also an incentive to travel to Argentina was its geographical location - we wanted to make a truly global movement, which located at the other end of the country approached the Earth in full.

And of course it was very, very tempting to go to Buenos sunny St. Petersburg in the midst of a harsh winter.

When the destination has been selected and approved by all prospective participants in the trip, it's time for travel arrangements.

The first thing you have to do - buy tickets. The options were not so much from all the most accessible is the proposal of Italian airline Allitalia. It should make a reservation - fluctuations in ticket prices in Argentina are crazy, so it is best to book ahead. The flight was not direct, with a stopover in the role of which we made ​​the Eternal City ( Rome, I mean ).

For a trip to Argentina in 2009, a visa is not required, so no problems and the need to travel, for example, in Finland there.

The second point for organizing the trip - a place of residence. We searched for the most affordable option, such as some hostel. However, in the process of active ... After studying the site, it became clear that living in a rented apartment not only convenient ( because there still has its own kitchen), but also significantly cheaper! .

Also in preparation, it was decided to visit the Iguazu waterfalls (which over time will appear in a separate article ), so that shortly before leaving for Argentina, we booked a night at the local hostel.



flight.


Between Peter and Buenos Aires - Atlantic Ocean, and many thousands of miles away, so the road there is a total of almost daily (!). Most of this time is the flight from Rome to Buenos, about 14 hours. From us to Rome - about 4 two and a half hours at the airport. The numbers before starting the journey seemed to us daunting, but in reality it was quite easy, thanks in no small measure contributed to the traditional way of dealing with the monotony of long flights ).

In Rome, we flew to the standard Airbus, which was quite comfortable. Aircraft that fly Rome- Buenos Aires, is a huge Boeing with three rows of seats. In the back of each seat was mounted a small display, a unique entertainment center - you can watch movies in English, listen to music and even play a game of unpretentious casual games.
In general, despite the duration of the trip, he did not test any - good service, comfortable seats and plenty of Duty Free goods contributed to safe landing in the capital of Argentina....

Before beginning the story of the Argentine capital I have to make a small digression and return in time for the journey. So, one day before departure I was the good old tradition, decided to check the mail, with the result that collided with the announcement following news:.

Such information has plunged the participants travel to a shock, especially considering the fact that our apartments are located in the ...

After a long meeting it was decided after all to be bold and to fly to Argentina in spite of this cruel catastrophe.

Well informed of the extent of the disaster, immediately after landing, we were ready to make a diving move to the nearest bunker, which had planned to hold out a few days to a pre- bought canned goods and noodles ).

Imagine our surprise when, instead of the ... Later we found out that he was in news feeds ... It seems that, in preparing this material the editors have been around these thoughts - ...

The most frightening consequence of the flood in our eyes are rarely falls on the first day of the puddles near the ramps for the disabled. By the way, it is worth noting that in Buenos Aires, people with disabilities are the most comfortable conditions for movement on the streets in this city as a time - like the European countries, except for the native of Russia).

So, we ended up in Argentina! .

I must say that Buenos Aires is a very big city, if you consider all the suburbs, you can get a solid figure of approximately 15 million. man. But the most interesting things are concentrated in the center of the city, suburbs, in most cases does not memorized. Therefore, a trip in a taxi to our apartment was in the contemplation of nature, which is suspiciously reminiscent of the Russian landscape of central, if not take into account a certain number of trees.

Finally we arrived in the area of ​​Palermo - one of the most prestigious in Buenos Aires. Here, we have had time to fully explore the city. And the first thing that came to mind - this is quite unlike our country, in fact unlike the European countries in which we were able to visit.

The main impression from the first introduction - this, of course, the architecture. And in this respect there is an interesting feature of Buenos - at home on the streets are located close to each other, gaps, or ... At first this greatly surprised - in fact, house numbers are replaced immediately, that is to master a hundred rooms along the street - a problem in five minutes.

It is also interesting that the architectural appearance of buildings can vary from house to house. That is the end of some unremarkable streets may be located a large-scale historic building.

At first acquaintance with the city, we were not able to estimate its true scale. The reason for this was the very feature - tiny streets with standing close to each other houses with no yards, that is, initially under the impression that the city closed a too.

However, after some time we first came on a large area.

Subsequently managed to ensure that the Buenos Aires area of such lot and it was thanks to his town after a while begins to unfold as the capital of this great state.
Many reviews of travel to Argentina include a description of the vegetation of Buenos Aires, in particular, very often you can find an enthusiastic description of the original tree with beautiful pink flowers.
These trees in the city is really a lot, though both times during the first walk on the Buenos Aires we have not had a chance to see them.

Also, since the beginning of stay in Argentina begin to notice how they have extended all possible graffiti. Figures come across various levels, sometimes there are very nice painted walls.

So, in short we can say that our love affair with Buenos Aires did not become a consequence of love at first sight. The first impression left a feeling of alienation. It's safe to say that Buenos - a city that is necessary to understand and appreciate the. What we have done over time.
In this, perhaps, is to complete the first part of. Maybe it came out not too informational, but it was the starting point. Subsequent articles will focus on well-defined components of the overall impression of the trip.
Finally - a special correspondent Umka against the principal symbol of Buenos Aires - Obelisk in honor of the 400th anniversary of the founding of the city. It is located by the way, on one of the widest avenues in the world of Avenue of 9th July.
Umka Obelisk on the Avenue July 9.





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Monday, April 23, 2012

Loud spy scandals in the world in 2005-2010.



This is not the only loud spy scandal in recent years.

2010.

In April, Indian police have arrested a high-ranking employee of the Indian Embassy in Islamabad on charges of spying for Pakistan. According to media reports, the second secretary of the Embassy of India in Pakistan, Madhuri Gupta (Madhuri Gupta) is accused of collaboration with the Pakistani intelligence agency Ay -Es- Ay (Inter-Services Intelligence, ISI). Gupta has for some time been under surveillance and was arrested after being confirmed suspicions that it transfers to the other side of the ' important information '.

In April, the same South Korean intelligence agencies have detained two people on charges that they were sent to Pyongyang to South Korea to eliminate high-ranking defector from North Korea, the former secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea Hwang Dyan Both. It was reported that they were employees of the intelligence department of the Ministry of People's Armed Forces DPRK via China in December, under the guise of North Korean defectors fled to Thailand, where they had been sent to South Korea.

In February, the head of the Security Service of Ukraine Valentyn Nalyvaychenko said the exposure of ' Russian spy ring ', which operated in the country. According to him, five ' members ' expelled from the country, and the alleged organizer of the custody.

2009.

In October, a citizen of Ukraine Ruslan Pilipenko was arrested in Tiraspol on the Russian military facility in carrying out espionage activities. Pilipenko, known as the FSB Chief Intelligence Officer Defense of Ukraine since 2006. actively engaged in activities to the detriment of safety of the Armed Forces of Russia. In the detainee seized a digital camera with an electronic copy of the documents of the neck ' secret ' and ' Top Secret ', the content of which is a state secret of the Russian Federation. Pilipenko confessed and expressed willingness to provide information on promotions and other intelligence agents, involved in the work against Russia.

In March, the world's news agencies reported that, in Bucharest, the Romanian military and arrested a citizen of Bulgaria, on suspicion of spying. The soldier allegedly passed sensitive information Bulgarians - maps, technical data, including on the radar. The latter, in turn, passed on all staff of the Ukrainian Embassy in Bucharest.

In response, Ukrainian Foreign Ministry announced its intention to expel from the territory of Ukraine in two Romanian diplomats, the reason for this is called a commission of action aimed at ...

2008.

In December, a former Pentagon official, Ben- Ami Kadish officially admitted to spying for Israel during his military service. Kadish, who worked at the Center for the development of arms, located in New Jersey, in particular, provided the representative of the Consulate of Israel secret information regarding the U.S. missile defense. He took home secret documents, allowing a representative of the Israeli authorities Yossi Yagur to do with them photocopies. His spying lasted from 1980 to 1985.

In September, Estonia, on suspicion of treason and transfer of classified information to representatives of a foreign state, was arrested the former head of the Department for the Protection of State Secrets Defense Ministry Herman Simm of Estonia. Also arrested was his wife, who was suspected of complicity in treason. She worked as a lawyer in the Department of Police.

According to investigators, Simm, who led in 2000-2006. Department of Defense security of Estonia, collecting sensitive information from 1995 to 2008 for the transfer of their officers, Russian Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR). Harju County Court at a closed meeting on 25 February 2009. Simm was sentenced to 12.5 years in prison for treason and espionage for Russia.

March 12 FSB officers detained a Russian employee of TNK- BP Management ... According to the FSB, accused of gathering secret information in the interest of several foreign oil and gas companies to gain advantages over Russian competitors, including the CIS markets.

In February, at his home in the prestigious district of California - Orange - was arrested on suspicion of spying for China's 72- year-old former engineer of the company 's defense Dongfan Chung. Chang, a native of China, worked for more than 30 years, a group of companies Rockwell International, which was engaged in development of space technology and military aircraft. Chang is suspected that the Chinese government passed secret documents related to the shuttle program, a military aircraft C- 17 and Delta 4 rockets.

At the same time were published court documents, according to which the 51 -year-old policy analyst for the Pentagon's weapons systems, Gregg William Bergersenu charged with spying for China.

The analyst living in a suburb of Washington DC - Alexandria, and worked in the other - at the Arlington Agency on cooperation in security Pentagon. Bergersen was charged with intent to unlawfully disclose information which was of particular importance to U.S. national security.

As part of an investigation into the Pentagon analyst of the agency, were also arrested two Chinese immigrants from New Orleans (Louisiana). Both - 58 -year-old Tai Shen Kuo (Tai Shen Kuo), and 33 -year-old Yu Shin Kang (Yu Xin Kang) - accused of disclosing information related to national security, foreign government. In accordance with the case, Kuo actively developed friendly relations with Bergersenom and others as directed by the Beijing. Investigators suspect that Kuo was working for Chinese intelligence services from January 2006 to February 2007.

In January there was a ' spy scandal ' that is associated with the leakage of information from the Office of the Government of Japan. The main police station in Japan has announced that an employee of the Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda (Yasuo Fukuda) to staff members of the Russian embassy materials containing classified information. In 2007,. one of the premier office of civil servants repeatedly met with an employee of the Russian Embassy in Tokyo, which has already left Japan. As the chief police department, passed the information they were not relevant to the defense of the country, but also contain information on changes in public opinion in Japan and the Japanese domestic political reaction to the events of the foreign countries, as well as some recommendations for the Cabinet Division. All these materials were written ( printed ) form, and are not recorded on digital media.

According to information made ​​public, 52 -year-old employee of the Information Department under the Cabinet of Ministers admitted during interrogation that ... ...

2007.

In June 2007,. in the state security organs, former intelligence officer turned Vyacheslav Zarko, who stated that he enlisted British special services, and revealed the names of four agents of MI6.

During the investigation of criminal case on grounds of espionage, Vyacheslav Zharko identified the man who recruited him as an agent of British intelligence MI6 Pablo Miller.

2006.

In October 2006,. Prosecutor General's Office opened a criminal case against the responsible officials of the Russian government, which illegally transferred to the representative of TNK- BP ' photocopies of documents with confidential information. According to the Prosecutor General's Office, the materials have been prepared for the meeting of government and contained information constituting state secrets. How, then, marked the Prosecutor General's Office, the disclosure of these materials could be used for purposes contrary to the strategic interests of Russia in the energy field and affect the prospects of its development, strengthening positions in the international market, energy and economic security.

February 15 Swedish police detained a young scientist, a citizen of the Russian Federation Andrei Zamyatnin, who worked under contract at the Institute of Agriculture of the University of Uppsala. According to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Sweden, he was charged with espionage. Swedish media reported that the suspect is a Russian assistant in one of the agricultural universities in Sweden and has been researching viruses that infect plants.

After a two-month stay of the Russian scientist in the remand the case was dismissed for lack of evidence. The Swedish Chancellor of Justice made ​​a decision to pay the Russian biologist Andrei Zamyatin, accused of espionage, compensation in the amount of 80,000 kroons (about 11,400 dollars).

In January, the FSB has identified four British spies who worked in Moscow under diplomatic cover, and seized a stone disguised as spyware, the latest electronic device of British intelligence. FSB has detained a Russian citizen who tried to use this device to establish radio contact with the British services. Then the British Foreign Office expressed surprise and concern to the suspicions of British diplomats of spying against Russia.

2005.

In October, the representative of the Division of Safety of police headquarters in Japan said that the employee subsidiary of Group ' Toshiba ' conveyed to the employee of the Russian trade mission secret documents on Electron Devices dual to those used in military industry. These devices are included in the construction of submarines, missile guidance systems, radars, fighters and other devices. According to him, the two parties met at the spy scandal of an exhibition of electronic devices, and then met in Tokyo on nine occasions between September last year until May of this, and the Japanese employee was transferred to 1 million yen (about 10,000 dollars) as compensation . Employee trade mission returned to Russia in June 2005.





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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

pack of jokes



In kindergarten. The kids, until 3. - Hello, children. My name is Jeanne G..
silence. And then quietly, someone's voice - Greedy Beef?.

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Анекдотов пачка


- Man, wife zadolbali - grumbling all the time, ' are not written in the sink, did not write down the sink. '.
- Yes, it is envy =).

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Should a man on the court and yelling.
- Wife -ah!.
- What do you want?.
- Do not Say what you like so much hut, I hit the door I can not!.

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Biker stoned and sat on the bike and went riding in a ring around the city.
Rides, rides, and a woman standing near the road and votes. Well, he stopped, and she says:.
- ' Man, I'm in a hurry to the station, please feel free to toss! ' .
Go further: the first circle of the ring, the second Trett, the fourth.
Woman:.
- ' Man, we seem to have passed through here! ...
Biker turns frightened:.
- ' Who's there?!? '.



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The mystical sensation: the official, who took no bribes, he retired on the water.

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- Son, how are you doing in school?.
- I am not the father dvoechnik ragovarivayu!!.

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A man walked into a pet store to buy a pet dealer told him the three parrots.
first parrot is $ 1,000 a man asks, why is a parrot so much? .
- He knows more than 100 words. second parrot costs $ 2000 a peasant again asked, and this is why so much?.
Seller: -on ' War and Peace ' literally knows. third parrot worth $ 5,000 a man stunned:.
- and this a special? .
I do not know, just those two call him boss.

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On the chemistry lesson:.
- What is the ultimate formula for compressed air?.
- O2. zir.

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kitchen. silence. Opens the refrigerator door. From there, throws out a huge mouse. pot-bellied,.
with a great 'face ' on the neck wound sausage in one hand a piece of cheese in the other leg drags,.
and slowly moves toward the mink. Suitable for small burrow. Before the mink is a small.
mousetrap and it dried a little piece of cheese. Fits and looks and says:.
- Well, honestly, how children.

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Ad:.
- Young, athletic, a budding criminal investigation inspector wishes.
flats to meet a thief operating in the area Pervomaisk.
Robbers, rapists and other areas - not to offer.

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- Well, darling, drink?.
- Well, as you say, Doctor.
- Talk honestly! .
- Well, if the name of this drink is divided into two parts, we obtain the names of animals.
- The horse - yak?.
- Exactly!.
- And how much do you drink?.
- And to know the answer to this question - the animals change places.

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A man watches telly.
Zhurnalist teleekrana with:.
- We are peredachu from Primorye, radioaktivny normalny background here!.
Man:.
- Yes? .

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- Well podari me something krasivoe, useful, and so a nadevat nA?.
- I podaryu you shapochku foil. krasivo can nadet zaschischaet and invasion of inoplanetnogo.

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At Rzhev birthday. Natasha Rostova soobschaet him that she has for him podarok.
Razdevaetsya dogola, and she just ostaetsya bantik nA samom pikantnom place.
Lieutenant Rzhevskij, zakatyvaya rukav:.
- Well, he daleko tam?.

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There is a daughter of the first raz nA disco. Mat it naputstvuet:.
- Dochenka you Well tam carefully! .
potantsevat you, then treat you shampanskim, then bring you an empty kvartiru nA to a friend.
tselovat be long, a cast and then nA krovat, nakinetsya, and here obescheschena you, your mat,.
father, and the whole your family!.
Daughter ushla. Vozvraschaetsya in the morning. Mat:.
- Dochenka, education has been where you are?!.
- Oh, mama, it was prekrasno! .
Then it povela nA empty kvartiru to her friend, tselovala him, then kinula nA krovat,.
nabrosilas nA him, and he 's disgraced, his mat, his father, and all his family!.

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Zhenschina obpatilas to the police about the zayavleniem ppopazhe myzha.
Her passpposili of ppimetah about ppivychkah, and m. Dr.. and govopyat:.
- What emy pepedat, kogda we pazyschem?.
- Pepedayte that my mama did not peshila ppiezzhat.

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LAST WORDS.
ekipazha aerobusa ' Tam lampochka zamigala - ladno, x. it. '.
malyara ' Razumeetsya, lesa vyderzhat! '.
astronavta: ' No, everything is in order! . '.
fizika - atomschika ' Kriticheskaya massa - not critical days, the case popravimoe. '.
zeka - begletsa: ' Now we are well zakrepili rope '.
Driver: ...
a drunk driver: ' Devil's column! .
avtoslesarya: ' Put a little platformu. '.
mashinista ekskavatora: 'What we tam za cylinder skrebanuli?.
We'll see. '.
wife of the driver: ' Vyezzhay, sprava free! '.
instruktora to alpinizmu: ' Nay s mine! . '.
biologa ' Eta snake nam izvestna. Its venom is not opasen for Human Being. '.
sapera: 'All. Similarly krasny. Krasny Cut! '.
pilota bombardirovschika nad vrazheskoy territory ' Vau! .
dostavschika pizza: ' Do vas zamechatelny dog. '.
pryguna with tarzanki ' Krasota:::. ! '.
himika: ' And if we do a little nagreem:? '.
Chemistry Teacher: ...
studenta - himika: ' Professor, believe me, it really reak interesnaya. '.
kompyuterschika amateur ' Itak, prodavets assured that the two karty uzhivayutsya. '.
kompyutera: 'Are you sure? .
krovelschika: ' Not today veterka. '.
syschika ' Sluchay simple: ubiytsa - you! '.
diabetika: ' It was sahar? '.
elektrogitarista ' mildew - kA I still Socko. '.
wife: ' My husband would return in the morning '.
muzha: ' Well. dorogaya. you did, I did not revnivaya '.
vora night: ' Come otsyuda. Syuda at their dobermana chain is not dotyagivaetsya. '.
izobretatelya ' Itak, let's ispytaniyam. '.
avtoinstruktora: ' Okay, now try samostoyatelno '.
ekzamenatora in avtoshkole ' Priparkuytes here nA naberezhnoy! '.
parashyutista ' @ Banay Mole! '.
komandira vzvoda: ' Nay is not a living soul in radiuse 10 kilometers. '.
myasnika ' Leh, throw my knife yonder! '.
komandira ekipazha: ' After a few minutes we'll take posadku in accordance with the raspisaniem. '.
peshehoda: ' But to me the green! '.
restorana visitor: ' I'll take a julienne gribami. '.
court pristava '. takzhe gun confiscation! ...
rabochego - puteytsa: ' Do not worry, the train will pass through the adjacent road! '.
ohotnika nA geparda: ' Hmm, a he quickly priblizhaetsya. '.
novobrantsa with combat granatoy: ' How late did you say I should doschitat? '.
Hero: ' Kakaya help!? . '.
palacha ' Loop shakes? . '.
staroy virgin (very staroy ): 'Ooooo! .
hozyaina zakusochnoy ' ponravilos unto you? '.
gruzovika driver: 'These starye bridges will stand forever! '.
two lion tamer: ' HOW TO? .
Driver ' Oka ': ' Well, here I am in the two tapes sneak institutional accounts, garbage! '.
povara zavodskoy dining room: ... '.
storozha night: ...
avtolyubitelya ' Zavtra same podedu check tormoza. '.
Police: ... '.
syna prezidenta: ' Papa, a for which eta krasnaya knopka? '.
velosipedista ' tak, here ' Volga ' nam ustupaet. '.
avtogonschika: ' I wonder mehanik pronyuhal not that I'm his little wife:? '.
fotoreportera: ' It will be sensatsionny shot! '.
trenera on n / a: ' All the time brosaem spear into the side! '.
studenta: ' I'm going to the dining room! '.
Christmas goose, 'Oh, holy born. '.
Tarzana, ' bastard Kakaya nasrala nA lianu! '.
tennisista parnoy in the game: 'My! '.
privratnika: ' Over my dead body. '.
otpusknika: 'One to Mayami, pozhaluysta! '.
whaler, ' tak, now he's nas nA hook! '.
kapitana submarine ' There urgent need to air out! '.

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Ha USE in literature graduate Sidorov much sense obogatil znamenitogo sayings.
Sokrata 'I znayu that nothing znayu '.
He dopisal: ' And I do not want znat '.

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Intelligent desantnik Navy Day in Moscow, the head of the bottle razbil.
' Shato de Gran Cru de Fezal Grav Blan ' urozhaya 1964 goda.

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Muzhchina zhaluetsya a friend:.
- I had everything: money, a great house, and mashina krasivaya zhenschina, kotoraya me lyubila. And then the bats! .
- What happened?.
- Zhena uznala.

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Sekretarsha zahodit in kabinet nachalniku to:.
- With this I will have momenta zarplata a thousand dollarov and 4 days off per week!.
Nachalnik with sarkazmom: - Who are you skazal, milaya?.
- Gynecologist and advokat!.

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- The money is there? .
- Only 10 rubles.
- Well, take it black caviar.
- What piece of prodayut?.

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Nox: I did not go origami.
m-utro: a long- ate?.

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- What are you, my opinion is not expensive??.
- What are you! .

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Three prim old Catholic talking in a cafe for a cup of coffee. The first boasts:.
- My son - already a pastor, when he comes, all he said ' Holy Father '. The second:.
- And I - Cardinal. When he comes, all he said ' Your Eminence '.
And the third is silent. First get it:.
- And what did you say something, tell us about her son. She said:.
- And my son - a handsome six-foot - stripper with a huge penis! .
exhale in unison, 'Oh, my God! '.

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Odnazhdy kishechnaya palochka nashla palochku magic, a Ta her and says:.
- Only srazu preduprezhdayu that the global diarrhea ustraivat will not, and do not ask dazhe.

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Girl comes to church for confession.
The priest says:.
- Tell me, is sinful?.
- The Holy Father, I am damn....
- Oh, this is a terrible sin, my daughter!.
- The Holy Father, you do not listen! .

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- Comrade! .
Due to the door:.
- Ho -p- ro- wo to you!.